Thoughts

Should men put down the toilet seat up?

Blue: Really! Isn't there more important things in life?
Red: Hey, this is important! It's a heated debate!
White: It is more efficient to leave it where it falls.
Black: This is just another example of women claiming to want to be treated equally, but still wanting the better end of the deal.
Yellow: O come on! It's a nice way to say you're a gentlemen, plus it's cheaper than flowers.
Green: Maybe you could measure the usage patterns of each person, and leave it up or down, according to whose most likely to use it next?
Blue: ... I guess this question will have to remain unanswered.
Subtext: First!

Should men put down the toilet seat up?

Blue: Really! Isn't there more important things in life?
Red: Hey, this is important! It's a heated debate!
White: It is more efficient to leave it where it falls.
Black: This is just another example of women claiming to want to be treated equally, but still wanting the better end of the deal.
Yellow: O come on! It's a nice way to say you're a gentlemen, plus it's cheaper than flowers.
Green: Maybe you could measure the usage patterns of each person, and leave it up or down, according to whose most likely to use it next?
Blue: ... I guess this question will have to remain unanswered.
Subtext: First!